Does my bottom look big in this?
Days out etiquette
On days out always shoot out of the car first, roll in anything lovely and smelly and, if near the sea or any water, be first in!
Take full advantage of eating anything resembling food….dead pigeons are a particular delicacy…..empty human food wrappers etc. (don't worry, they'll pass through eventually).
Finally, be polite and let the humans get back in the car first then dive in and have a lovely long shake, they'll really appreciate being able to remember your fruits of the day's foraging throughout the whole of the journey home!
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