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JOKING ASIDE

Issue: 19/01/2018

Star Turn

Timely…

Hickory Dickory Dock
The elephant ran up the clock
The clock is being repaired!
(J. Fletcher, Aberdeen)

                       
Listen to the guide!

Tourist guide at the zoo:  "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant… the largest animal to roam the earth.
Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits.
Madam please don't stand at the rear of the elephant.
Madam PLEASE don't stand at the rear of the elephant!!
MADAM, MADAM!
George, quick, dig her out…."
(P. Griffiths, Oxford)

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