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JOKING ASIDE

Issue: 01/03/2019

More blasts from the pastů.

Recipe - 'Sunday Surprise'

Ingredients:
Packet of cornflakes (or similar)
Large bag of flour (plain or SR produce same result)
Dozen eggs (preferably cardboard egg box rather than plastic, it goes further)
Handful of carrier bags (extra thin ones shred better)
Bag of raw chicken wings
Tub of ***vegetable gravy granules (can be beef or chicken)

Add to this:
1 Afghan Hound puppy (5mths) + 1 Tibetan Terrier (2yrs)
Medium to heavy downpour of rain

Method:
Bring all newly bought ingredients into kitchen and place on table, making sure that they are just within  reach of Afghan Hound puppy.
Then leave room to make an interesting phone call.  Back door should be left open. 
Talk energetically and enthusiastically for 20-25 min at medium to full speed.

Re-enter kitchen:
Walk to back door;
Look out at patio;
PUT HANDS TO MOUTH TO STIFLE SCREAMS!
(C. Harding, Nantwich)

Wise old dog

I wish I was a glow-worm
A glow-worm's never glum
'Cos how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!
(H. Jones, Colchester)

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