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Issue: 22/09/2023

Silly Sally 

My silly Sally, 
With her cheeky, fuzzy face, 
She scampers round my legs, 
And bounces all over the place. 

My silly Sally, 
Always time to play, 
A squeaky toy lands by feet, 
Any time of day. 

My silly Sally, 
Walking in the fields, 
Long ears flying outward, 
As she runs around my heels. 

My silly sally, 
Bonfire night comes round, 
I love to see the rockets, 
But Sally fainted on the ground. 

My Silly Sally, 
Digging on my lawn! 
Chase her round the garden, 
She bounds like new born faun. 

My silly sally, 
While I’m scrubbing kitchen floor, 
A cold nose presses on my cheek, 
Her way of helping with the chore. 

My Silly Sally, 
With her love of any food, 
Sharp eyes on my dinner, 
Oh Sally please be good. 

My silly sally, 
Friendly as can be, 
But guard dog she surely isn’t, 
Because she hides behind me! 

My Silly Sally, 
Pink tongue hanging out, 
But would I be without her, 
No, without a doubt.
(J Duncan, Barnetby)

Thought for the day … Handle everything like a Terrier …

“If you can’t eat it or mate it, wee on it and walk away.”
(V. Rothlisberger-Jones, Edlington)

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